This site was created by Scott's wife Anita Saalfeld after letting the original site die because it was offensively ugly due to her lack of design skills. Long live the new Google Sites! (She wrote this, too. Scott would never be so mean as to say that his wife's design aesthetic is offensively ugly, even after she posts a picture of him as a teenager in the 90s on his professional website.)

You can reach me by solving a series of complex riddles. Or you can just email me at scottsaalfeld@gmail.com.